A Scouser

[Bornprouduk]

A scouser goes to church and the priest says "does anyone have any special needs they would like me to say a prayer for"
The scouser says "I need some help with my hearing"
The priest puts a hand over each of his ears and says a prayer
afterwards he says " has that helped your hearing
"I dont know" comes the reply " its not until Thursday"

The joke can be converted to any appropriate group of scallys

 

[Bornprouduk]

Cloggy
Hearing can be a court case or one of the human senses just so you understand the joke as well