Ahh fair play. My uncle has cows in Ireland that they milk every day.
My Dad was over over visiting them for the first time probably 25+ years ago and my uncle brought a big pale of milk for people to put on their cereal. My dad wasn't too sure about drinking the fresh milk, so he asked my uncle whether it had been pasteurized or not.
So my uncle then proceeded to lift up the pale, waved it in front of my dads face passed his eyes and said 'It has now

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