what you didnt know about Santa

[Bornprouduk]

Santa Claus

1 wears matching 2 piece clothing of 1 colour
2 gets in and out of houses without being spotted
3 has loads of electrical stuff with no reciepts
4 only works one day a year

Hes not form Lapland hes a bloody scouser

 

[FFF Khaos]

so dave is santa......

 

[Rodriguez]

and you rudolph the red-nosed reindeer?

 

[RobinHood]

Nah, Khaos is the elf

 

[Bornprouduk]

Well not wanting to cast aspertions but Dave is growing a beard and Tache...makes you wonder thats all im saying.......

 

[Silverback]

He drinks Crucial Brew
He smells of piss
His beard contains food that he has regurgitated
He likes little kids to sit on his lap
He sometimes sleeps on the Park bench.
He has Borstal Dots on one hand and ACAB on his other
He rummages through the bins around the back of Marks and Spencers
He also sleeps there sometimes.
He's never done an honest days work in his life due to a bad back
He does not speak English or what is deemed to be English do to his short attention span and severer Turrets.
He carry's a Brown Canvas sack that contains a snow globe
He has a Dog called Rudolph and he makes it wear them stupid Reindeer antlers on a head band.

 

[Silverback]

Oh wait, I thought it said What do you know about your Dad.